The thrift shop crusader—

—metal straw sword,

tote bag shield—

battles to defend home

whilst you sit in the audience


Mother Earth’s death certificate: signed.

A pair of jeans and a tee requires a kilo of cotton.

A kilo of cotton requires 20,000 litres of water.

There is an ocean in your wardrobe

but you want the seven seas.

By Isabel Tyldesley

You Will Never Find Love When You Are Looking For Love.

Finding Love is like finding your glasses.

You can never find your glasses when

you want them but when you do –

world perspective strengthens.

By Isabel Tyldesley.

Mount Romeo



carrot orgy.

rlic bites me. Ibiteitback—

imb it. Ben Nevis vs Autumn King. Ga

le Dragon cries. Hercules smashed Olympus; I must cl

Oh, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou eating me Romeo? The Purp

Photography – May 2019.

Dog Photography.

Duck Photography.

Portrait Photography.

Church Photography.

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How I Balance Fibromyalgia and Studying.

Shortly before I sat my A-Level exams, I began to lose use of my wrists – not completely, but enough. I couldn’t write for more than 10-minutes, and I could only do so slowly. This was an issue because 1) I’m a writer and 2) I had three-hour exams.

          Society often shames us into hushing-up our symptoms. At the time, I hadn’t been diagnosed with Fibromyalgia. My answer to “What’s wrong with you?” was always a defensive, “Well, technically nothing, but—”. Despite having “technically nothing” wrong with me, I did what seemed to be impossible. I asked for help – something noone ever should never be afraid to. I was permitted to use a computer, which, although It still hurt my wrists, made exams much easier. And I came out with some pretty-damn-good grades.

    Now, I’m studying Creative Writing at University. It’s increasingly difficult to balance chronic illness with my studies. I was officially diagnosed with Fibromyalgia this January, and it’s around that time I got worse. Moreover, I was receiving no treatment. There’s no cure for Fibromyalgia – but there are ways to cope with it.

          I knew none of these ways.

        Fibromyalgia became my life. I knew nothing other than Fibromyalgia. It was like an elephant living inside my skull. Heavy. Too big to be there.  It’s still like that, but I’m learning ways to deal with it.

          Fibromyalgia effects studying in numerous ways. Here, I shall list the main ones and how I personally cope with it. It should be said, everyone experiences Fibromyalgia in different ways, and what works for some may not work for others.

          As said earlier in this post, it hurts to write. The muscles in my wrists are so weak, I struggle to put pen-to-paper for more than ten-minutes. This is particularly horrific as I’m a writer. I find it easier to type, but if I do it for too long, typing grows unbearable, too. Not to mention, I find it easier to work on paper – it’s clearer to think that way.

          I combat this issue in two ways. One: I take regular breaks. Not only does this help the pain, but it refreshes my brain. As a writer, you often get caught up in different worlds. Two: I use a wrist rest when typing. This keeps the wrists in a more neutral position, putting less strain on the muscles, consequently easing the pain.

          Another huge issue is the fibro-fog, or in other words: concentration. In fact, when writing this, I asked a friend, “What would you like to see in this post?” because I couldn’t think. They said, “How it affects concentration.” Touché.

          Again, one way I deal with this is to take regular breaks. If you can’t think, staring at the screen won’t help. So, stand up. Stretch. Take a short walk around your house. And then, resume. I always find when I do this, my fibro-fog induced writers-block disappears.

          When Fibromyalgia is so bad that I cannot think of anything else – which is sadly often – I write about it. That way, I get work done and I’m able to raise awareness it. And, sometimes, good comes of it. My recent article, ‘15 Things Fibromyalgia Really Is’ was actually published on The Mighty. So, if you don’t really know what it is – go check that out.

          If you’re out there, balancing Fibromyalgia with your studies, let me tell you this: I appreciate you. The fact you’re living with a chronic illness and putting yourself through pain to learn – you’re unbelievable. Don’t let the Fibro kick you down.

By Isabel Tyldesley.

Ronaldo of Ronaldo’s Fruit and Basket Stall.

Do you know where to go if you want to buy the best fruits and baskets in the whole damn world? Why, you go to Ronaldo at Ronaldo’s Fruit and Basket Stall, of course!

Ronaldo thinks he has a knack for business. You see, people need to eat, and people need to eat healthily. What food’s healthy? Fruit. So, people wanna buy fruit – you’ve gotta eat your five-a-day. But what if there’s five people in your house? That’s twenty-five Fruits. Noone has twenty-five hands – not even Ronaldo. So, people need something to carry the fruit. People need a basket. People buy Ronaldo’s baskets. It’s business at its finest.

And that’s why Ronaldo named himself Ronaldo. Because he thinks he’s the best at what he does; like Ronaldo. Which is fair on Ronaldo, because all the people want Ronaldo’s fruit in their baskets.

“Ooh!” all the people say. “Where did you get that fine basket?”

“I got this cute basket from Ronaldo at Ronaldo’s Fruit and Baskets!” At least, that’s what Ronaldo imagines they say.

Ronaldo sells the best fruit because it isn’t bruised. When you don’t have a basket, he says, your fruit gets bruised. There’s nothing worse than buying a tomato, only for your tomato to be juice and skin on the floor, Ronaldo says.

The Other Fruit Stall Vendors disagree with Ronaldo. They think Ronaldo brings shame to the Fruit Stall Market Corner. Who would bring a basket to an avocado fight? Only Ronaldo.

Ronaldo has to go.

The Other Fruit Stall Vendors get to the Fruit Stall Market Corner at 4am – two hours prior to opening – to set-up their wares into a fruity rainbow the public can’t help but want to taste. Ronaldo won’t be there until 6am. His bananas need no prep.

It’s 4am, and The Other Fruit Stall Vendors have a plan.

The Other Fruit Stall Vendors sneak over to Ronaldo’s Fruit and Basket Stall. Knives at the ready. They give each other a knowing, lingering glance. And set to work, cut holes in the bottoms of all Ronaldo’s baskets. Now, when Ronaldo throws all his pears in one basket, they’ll fall through. They’ll bruise. Maybe even… smash.

It’s 6am and the Market is ripe. A lady purchases one of Ronaldo’s melons for a healthy snack. Ronaldo drops the melon into the ladies freshly-holed basket. The melon falls. The melon rolls. Ronaldo sprints. Ronaldo tackles the melon. Ronaldo volleys the melon towards the lady. Ronaldo scores – right into her hands.

Ronaldo 1 – 0 The Other Fruit Stall Vendors.

“It was familiarly unfamiliar.” – A Time of Dread by John Gwynne [Review].

It’s always tricky to follow up on a beloved series, such as is The Faithful and the Fallen – but John Gwynne’s medieval-fantasy “truthfully” does a “courageous” job. The Faithful and the Fallen series is my favourite of all time; returning to the same world a little over a century later was uncanny. It was familiarly unfamiliar. To see how the world had geographically and socially evolved was charming.

A Time of Dread comes from four different perspectives – Bleda, Drem, Riv, and Sig – that swap chapter-to-chapter. Often with a format like this, you will fall upon a character’s narrative that you find dull, or annoying, or that you want to skip completely. The four perspectives in A Time of Dread, however, are all vastly different and thrilling to read.

Drem is no warrior; his struggles are different and typically internal. The frozen Desolation he resides in is a contrast to the other perspectives and makes me wonder how Britain collapses after 2cm of snow. Sig is a nicely added tribute to the original The Faithful and the Fallen series and allows the reader to reminisce through the eyes of Sig over old characters and battles. Moreover, she is a giant, which thus gives us more of a glimpse into that of the Giant lore and ways of life. Next is Bleda of the Sirak Horse clan, and ward in Drassil. Finally, Riv: a trainee hot-tempered, trainee White-Wing. What’s fun about Bleda and Riv’s narratives is how they entwine with one another, as both characters reside in Drassil, one as a warrior, one as a “hostage”. Thus, through these four points of view, we get to explore various areas of the Banished Lands, we get to partake different journeys – rather than it strictly being warrior training and travelling – and we get to see diverse relationships.

She is like the Sun when she is happy, like a furnace when she is angry. I have never known anyone so utterly opposite to my people.

Bleda, Page 189.

I worried that I wouldn’t be able to fall as in love with Gwynne’s new characters as I did the old – and although noone could ever replace Corban, Camlin, Cywen, Storm and co. the characterisation in the Of Blood and Boneseries has improved. Which is impressive, seeing as it was outstanding to begin with.

The character’s in A Time of Dread are wholly three-dimensional, with Gwynne having adapted more humane characteristics. My personal favourite character, Drem, is compelled to check his pulse, to correct people, to know everything. It’s invigorating to read characters with struggles similar to us. A vast number of us will not have bee to war, or faced the extreme cold of Kergard, or been trained by the Ben-Elim, but we may know what it is to feel the compulsion to do things that we do not need to do, such as feeling our pulse. Thus, the character’s feel that little bit more real and relatable to us – and us readers love being able to imagine ourselves as character’s in a book and being able to connect ourselves to them.

Absently, he lifted two fingers to his throat, searching for his pulse.

Drem, Pages 42-43.

A Time of Dread is a remarkable start to Gwynne’s latest series. Despite it being a follow-up series from The Faithful and the Fallen, it can be enjoyed without reading the latter – although it may help to read the original series in terms of lore. Of Blood and Bone comes with an extra added ounce of tension, a pinch of mystery, and a whole-fucking-lot of epicness.

A Time of Dread as available to purchase here.

By Isabel Tyldesley